B Movie Breakdown – Episode 1: Troll 2

Posted on October 18, 2012 | Leave a comment

Here is the first episode of our brand new podcast B Movie Breakdown. All of those who have followed us through all 63 episodes of Poddy Mouths will truly love this all new, more focused podcast. It is available via iTunes (subscribe the same way you did for this) and on our NEW website www.bmbpodcast.com. You can reach us on that site, on Twitter @BMBPodcast, on Facebook at facebook.com/bmbpodcast, or e-mail us at bmbpodcast@gmail.com. Once again, we would like to thank all of you for supporting Poddy Mouths and we hope you continue to support us with B Movie Breakdown. [This is the only episode of B Movie Breakdown that will show up in this feed, to continue listening subscribe via iTunes]

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Episode 63 – A Full Throttle Goodbye

Posted on October 3, 2012 | Leave a comment

Poddy Mouths’ dynamic duo of Corey and me (Anime Dan) bid our farewells to our faithful listeners this week… or do we? NO, because, as our viewing of all these shitty movies has taught us, the end is only “THE END” until a studio is desperate for another effortless paycheck! And because we here at Poddy Mouths are all about the money, we’ve decided to take network executive/royal scumbag Brian Frons up on his opportunity for a spinoff podcast, featuring our ever-popular B Movie Breakdown. That’s right, if you’ve enjoyed suffering through these cinematic abortions with us, you can continue to do so when our new series begins two weeks from today! The first episode will be uploaded right here on the Poddy Mouths feed and you can get all the relevant new site/subscription info from it, so be on the lookout!

Download mp3: Episode 63 – Full Throttle Goodbye

Today however, we start off with our usual small talk. We both still hate Honey Boo Boo, and so do Matt Stone and Trey Parker! (Check out tonight’s South Park episode “Raising the Bar.”) In news we cover Fox News’ latest blunder and ponder what’s worse for children to see on TV: Janet Jackson’s boob or a live suicide? Then, from Tea Party to tea bagging, we report a story of one drunken douchebag’s football-related sexual assault. Let me just say, this story will now forever come to mind whenever I hear shouts of “Roll Tide!”

Finally, in our last Poddy Mouths B Movie Breakdown, we take on 2003’s Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. Director McG earns a spot in the hallowed halls of craptastic filmmakers alongside Michael Bay and Joel Schumacher with this hollow blur of a movie. In this sequel that was obviously written by a 5th grader on more drugs than Anna Nicole Smith, the Angels perform musical numbers minus the singing, defy the laws of physics Kevin Nash-style, and everybody seems to have a little bit of Matrix power in them. Demi Moore might’ve been a cool villain if McG had used her for than 30 minutes of the thing, and Bernie Mac brings the borderline-racist stereotypical black guy fun as Bosley 2.0. The sad thing is, although this movie bombed in the US, it made a good profit overseas, so don’t be surprised if you see the girls in action again in Charlie’s Angels Kick Back.

And that’s it. We hope to have you all back with us in two weeks when B Movie Breakdown kicks things off in style with Troll 2, the best worst movie ever. Until then, may Saint James Street James be with you.

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Episode 62 – Pop Can Problems

Posted on September 26, 2012 | Leave a comment

This is our second-to-last episode as Poddy Mouths before we transition to our new podcast B Movie Breakdown. As always, any listener feedback on our new endeavor will be taken into consideration. This week we discuss new video releases such as American Horror Story and the candidate for a future Breakdown, FDR: American Badass. Done by at least one of the masterminds behind Pool Boy, FDR looks to be a new classic – check it out. Corey and I (Anime Dan) can’t seem to stay away from taboo (or rather, TaBoo-Boo) topics, as we share our disgust with the success of TLC’s white trash train wreck, and Corey is afraid that Lady Gaga will show him her Teeth. In news, I share a three year old news story about the Poopetrator’s potential cousin letting a small Nebraska town know to stay “golden,” while Corey finds a sure-fire way for men to live longer – but the juice is NOT worth the squeeze.

Download mp3: Episode 62 – Pop Can Problems

Finally, in our B Movie Breakdown we slog our way through 2010’s direct-to-video release of The King of Fighters. Most video game-to-movie adaptations are god awful, and this one did not disappoint, except in staying faithful to the games, providing good fights/fan service and making any kind of sense. If, however, you are a fan of wearing a pimp coat over your business suit, lengthy exposition that still manages to leave you confused and Asian boys growing up into white men then this film is for you.

For our final episode, we’ve decided to view the murder of another popular franchise with McG’s 2003 cinematic desecration: Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. That’s right kids, we’re going out with a bang. This last episode should be as wild as Demi Moore’s bush back in the 80s, so don’t miss it!

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

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Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 61 – Blacula’s Back…ula

Posted on September 20, 2012 | Leave a comment

We’re still at the dynamic duo of Corey and me (Anime Dan) this week as we continue our preparations for our rebranding. Our current tentative is B Movie Breakdown. As always, any listener input on the subject will be taken into consideration. This week things get icky as Corey and I come up with some twisted, scatological sex ideas that make ass-to-mouth look tame. We then turn to news, where we find the story of a 15 year old who ends up becoming Eskimo brothers with his ACTUAL brother and Corey lets us know that he’s got an Eskimo brother of his own. Former podcaster Pat is still holding it down with Pete the Cuckold over at www.janitorspenis.com. Finally, we read through a list of the worst and weirdest vampire merchandise, including a reusable vampire-themed sanitary pad (because going green is important – even when you’re going red) and the (unofficial) Twilight dildo. Stephenie Meyer was not available for comment, as she was busy starring in her own painfully unnecessary biography comic.

Download mp3: Episode 61 – Blacula’s Back…ula

Finally, in our B Movie Breakdown we cover 1973′s blaxploitation horror sequel ‘Scream Blacula Scream.’ Ever wonder why there’s never a convenient pile of stakes sitting around when you have to kill some vampires? Because you’re not back in the 70s, of course! Shakespearean actor Blacula binges on blood, makes an army of uppity-ass zombie vampires and chases after Pam Grier in this surprisingly slow low budget classic. But hey, at least we find out why it’s called what it is at the end. For our next Breakdown, since video game movies have proved to be hilariously awful on several occasions, we’ve decided to tackle 2010′s direct-to-DVD adaptation of The King of Fighters. If it’s even half as bad as Street Fighter, we should be in for a treat.

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 60: Oz Overload

Posted on September 12, 2012 | Leave a comment

This week we’re down to just the duo of Corey and me (Anime Dan) as Zagar and Cupcake Tony were busy both fucking bitches AND getting money with Jimmy Smits. This episode is significant because we are now tied for length with our previous podcasting endeavor AND because it’s the exact age that I like my women! (And we delve into the topic of granny banging extensively.) Feeling nostalgic for our old news stories we both retrieved some interesting finds for the week. Corey’s story has Japan retaining its title of the master of weird shit (literally) by rolling out a new poo-powered motor-tricycle. I on the other hand went looking for stories related to this week’s movie by googling “Wizard of Oz sex offender” and got a disturbing amount of hits, including a convicted sex offender casting children in major motion pictures. We again raise the topic of our upcoming rebranding, and listener feedback and suggestions on the topic are most welcome.

Download mp3: Episode 60 – Oz Overload

This week’s Breakdown is 1978′s blaxploitation/Wizard of Oz remake The Wiz. Long before Joel Scumacher killed the Batman franchise, he killed an entire genre with man thongs, bad trip imagery and an average of 4.3 songs per event. Diana Ross kills her acting career as Dorothy, Michael Jackson does alright in his pre-Wacko Jacko phase and Nipsey Russell plays a constipated Tin Man. It’s the most unnecessarily-padded production we’ve viewed yet – well, except for maybe Prototype X29A. After having such a fun, if drawn out, experience with blaxploitation, next week’s selection just cried out for viewing, 1973′s ‘Scream Blacula Scream.’ Because after 2 hours and 15 minutes of unnecessary songs we both need to scream.

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 59 – An Investment In The Past…For The Future

Posted on September 6, 2012 | Leave a comment
This week’s cast is once again the trio of Corey, Zagar and me (Anime Dan) as we cruise through the past and future for fun and profit. My discussion of my flawless and completely logical plan to invest my money in 50-years-ago Vietnam to secure a cushy retirement gets derailed and somehow ends with Hitler in an iron lung. After that, we determine that the dark future of the Terminator universe is just around the corner as a teaser for the launch of self-aware Furbys surfaces. We then move on to movies we wish we could go back and stop ourselves from seeing (let’s just say Kate Beckinsale’s ass in leather pants was deceptively enticing). Speaking of former podcaster Pat’s penis, Corey brings up movie theaters’ new plan to better capitalize on FLOPS, and Corey loves how grown adults turn illiterate when it comes to finding their seats at concerts and sporting events.
In the spirit of present-day Hollywood, we discuss the potential future reboot of the podcast. We here at Poddy Mouths want to better entertain our audiences and would appreciate any listener feedback on this issue. If there’s anything you’d like us to cover, not cover, add, drop, expand or otherwise tweak, your comments will be taken under consideration, or if everyone wants us to just stay our old, sexy selves we can do that, too. Speak up soon though, because our current reboot plans have us focusing on the 1890s and the Whig Party, with Corey becoming a greedy 1980s businessman, me as a Southern belle with a wandering eye and Mr. Cody Wyoming returning to the podcast – but being played by conservative activist Stephen Baldwin.Finally, our B-TV Breakdown takes on the first three episodes of the post-apocalyptic “action” series Cleopatra 2525. Thrill as bikini bimbos encounter a hipster Chewbacca, the Joker in drag as Harley Quinn and web sling their way through a world of softcore S&M clubs. I hope y’all like screaming, because we didn’t. Because we were so tickled by hipster Chewbacca, we’ve decided to take on another, *ahem*, REIMAGINING of some classic characters with the Wizard of Oz remake ‘The Wiz.’ Repeat after me, kids: There’s no place like 1939!

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 58 – You Ooze, You Lose

Posted on August 30, 2012 | 1 Comment

This week Corey and I (Anime Dan) are again joined by Zagar, as Cupcake Tony is still recovering from the True Blood finale (and I can’t blame him). Ooze seeps into our news as Corey relates one troubled young lad’s request for help after having an accident with his sister’s silk panties, while Amazon.com inadvertently proves that it really is a place where one can buy and sell EVERYTHING. Also, a Montana man makes the ultimate sacrifice to perpetuate the Bigfoot myth and an Australian couple finds out that the 20th time’s a charm when it comes to noise complaints about their sexual activities. Corey provides more fun in the B TV realm when he looks into the episode summaries of the series Cleopatra 2525, about a stripper who gets frozen and revived in the 26th century. Corey and I discuss our former jobs with a certain GEM of an employer, which takes a (hilariously) dark turn when the conversation shifts from workplace complaints to workplace suicides.

Download mp3: Episode 58 – You Ooze, You Lose

 

Finally, our B-Movie Breakdown this week is the nostalgia-riffic Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie. What happens when a creeper-ass old man shows up in Angel Grove and offers children the chance to play with his “ooze”? Why, the best worst adventure of our childhood, of course! The Rangers take a bit of a hit as we finally view their big screen adventure without the nostalgia goggles, and we see that CG certainly has come a long way, Billy seems to be the Tobias Funke of the team with his suggestive ooze references and Peter Pan-esque body language, but Kimberly still delivers the goods with her lovably ditzy remarks. With all the ooze puns and obvious innuendos, the only thing missing from this movie is a Brazzers logo.

Since we had so much fun with Baywatch Nights and Cleopatra 2525 sounded so craptastically appealing, we’ve decided again to do a B TV Breakdown of the first 3 episodes of this classic series, which are available for streaming on IMDB. Stripperella in the 26th and a quarter century? Oh, I think so!

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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