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Episode 63 – A Full Throttle Goodbye

Posted on October 3, 2012 | Leave a comment

Poddy Mouths’ dynamic duo of Corey and me (Anime Dan) bid our farewells to our faithful listeners this week… or do we? NO, because, as our viewing of all these shitty movies has taught us, the end is only “THE END” until a studio is desperate for another effortless paycheck! And because we here at Poddy Mouths are all about the money, we’ve decided to take network executive/royal scumbag Brian Frons up on his opportunity for a spinoff podcast, featuring our ever-popular B Movie Breakdown. That’s right, if you’ve enjoyed suffering through these cinematic abortions with us, you can continue to do so when our new series begins two weeks from today! The first episode will be uploaded right here on the Poddy Mouths feed and you can get all the relevant new site/subscription info from it, so be on the lookout!

Download mp3: Episode 63 – Full Throttle Goodbye

Today however, we start off with our usual small talk. We both still hate Honey Boo Boo, and so do Matt Stone and Trey Parker! (Check out tonight’s South Park episode “Raising the Bar.”) In news we cover Fox News’ latest blunder and ponder what’s worse for children to see on TV: Janet Jackson’s boob or a live suicide? Then, from Tea Party to tea bagging, we report a story of one drunken douchebag’s football-related sexual assault. Let me just say, this story will now forever come to mind whenever I hear shouts of “Roll Tide!”

Finally, in our last Poddy Mouths B Movie Breakdown, we take on 2003’s Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. Director McG earns a spot in the hallowed halls of craptastic filmmakers alongside Michael Bay and Joel Schumacher with this hollow blur of a movie. In this sequel that was obviously written by a 5th grader on more drugs than Anna Nicole Smith, the Angels perform musical numbers minus the singing, defy the laws of physics Kevin Nash-style, and everybody seems to have a little bit of Matrix power in them. Demi Moore might’ve been a cool villain if McG had used her for than 30 minutes of the thing, and Bernie Mac brings the borderline-racist stereotypical black guy fun as Bosley 2.0. The sad thing is, although this movie bombed in the US, it made a good profit overseas, so don’t be surprised if you see the girls in action again in Charlie’s Angels Kick Back.

And that’s it. We hope to have you all back with us in two weeks when B Movie Breakdown kicks things off in style with Troll 2, the best worst movie ever. Until then, may Saint James Street James be with you.

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Episode 62 – Pop Can Problems

Posted on September 26, 2012 | Leave a comment

This is our second-to-last episode as Poddy Mouths before we transition to our new podcast B Movie Breakdown. As always, any listener feedback on our new endeavor will be taken into consideration. This week we discuss new video releases such as American Horror Story and the candidate for a future Breakdown, FDR: American Badass. Done by at least one of the masterminds behind Pool Boy, FDR looks to be a new classic – check it out. Corey and I (Anime Dan) can’t seem to stay away from taboo (or rather, TaBoo-Boo) topics, as we share our disgust with the success of TLC’s white trash train wreck, and Corey is afraid that Lady Gaga will show him her Teeth. In news, I share a three year old news story about the Poopetrator’s potential cousin letting a small Nebraska town know to stay “golden,” while Corey finds a sure-fire way for men to live longer – but the juice is NOT worth the squeeze.

Download mp3: Episode 62 – Pop Can Problems

Finally, in our B Movie Breakdown we slog our way through 2010’s direct-to-video release of The King of Fighters. Most video game-to-movie adaptations are god awful, and this one did not disappoint, except in staying faithful to the games, providing good fights/fan service and making any kind of sense. If, however, you are a fan of wearing a pimp coat over your business suit, lengthy exposition that still manages to leave you confused and Asian boys growing up into white men then this film is for you.

For our final episode, we’ve decided to view the murder of another popular franchise with McG’s 2003 cinematic desecration: Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. That’s right kids, we’re going out with a bang. This last episode should be as wild as Demi Moore’s bush back in the 80s, so don’t miss it!

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 61 – Blacula’s Back…ula

Posted on September 20, 2012 | Leave a comment

We’re still at the dynamic duo of Corey and me (Anime Dan) this week as we continue our preparations for our rebranding. Our current tentative is B Movie Breakdown. As always, any listener input on the subject will be taken into consideration. This week things get icky as Corey and I come up with some twisted, scatological sex ideas that make ass-to-mouth look tame. We then turn to news, where we find the story of a 15 year old who ends up becoming Eskimo brothers with his ACTUAL brother and Corey lets us know that he’s got an Eskimo brother of his own. Former podcaster Pat is still holding it down with Pete the Cuckold over at www.janitorspenis.com. Finally, we read through a list of the worst and weirdest vampire merchandise, including a reusable vampire-themed sanitary pad (because going green is important – even when you’re going red) and the (unofficial) Twilight dildo. Stephenie Meyer was not available for comment, as she was busy starring in her own painfully unnecessary biography comic.

Download mp3: Episode 61 – Blacula’s Back…ula

Finally, in our B Movie Breakdown we cover 1973′s blaxploitation horror sequel ‘Scream Blacula Scream.’ Ever wonder why there’s never a convenient pile of stakes sitting around when you have to kill some vampires? Because you’re not back in the 70s, of course! Shakespearean actor Blacula binges on blood, makes an army of uppity-ass zombie vampires and chases after Pam Grier in this surprisingly slow low budget classic. But hey, at least we find out why it’s called what it is at the end. For our next Breakdown, since video game movies have proved to be hilariously awful on several occasions, we’ve decided to tackle 2010′s direct-to-DVD adaptation of The King of Fighters. If it’s even half as bad as Street Fighter, we should be in for a treat.

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 60: Oz Overload

Posted on September 12, 2012 | Leave a comment

This week we’re down to just the duo of Corey and me (Anime Dan) as Zagar and Cupcake Tony were busy both fucking bitches AND getting money with Jimmy Smits. This episode is significant because we are now tied for length with our previous podcasting endeavor AND because it’s the exact age that I like my women! (And we delve into the topic of granny banging extensively.) Feeling nostalgic for our old news stories we both retrieved some interesting finds for the week. Corey’s story has Japan retaining its title of the master of weird shit (literally) by rolling out a new poo-powered motor-tricycle. I on the other hand went looking for stories related to this week’s movie by googling “Wizard of Oz sex offender” and got a disturbing amount of hits, including a convicted sex offender casting children in major motion pictures. We again raise the topic of our upcoming rebranding, and listener feedback and suggestions on the topic are most welcome.

Download mp3: Episode 60 – Oz Overload

This week’s Breakdown is 1978′s blaxploitation/Wizard of Oz remake The Wiz. Long before Joel Scumacher killed the Batman franchise, he killed an entire genre with man thongs, bad trip imagery and an average of 4.3 songs per event. Diana Ross kills her acting career as Dorothy, Michael Jackson does alright in his pre-Wacko Jacko phase and Nipsey Russell plays a constipated Tin Man. It’s the most unnecessarily-padded production we’ve viewed yet – well, except for maybe Prototype X29A. After having such a fun, if drawn out, experience with blaxploitation, next week’s selection just cried out for viewing, 1973′s ‘Scream Blacula Scream.’ Because after 2 hours and 15 minutes of unnecessary songs we both need to scream.

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 59 – An Investment In The Past…For The Future

Posted on September 6, 2012 | Leave a comment
This week’s cast is once again the trio of Corey, Zagar and me (Anime Dan) as we cruise through the past and future for fun and profit. My discussion of my flawless and completely logical plan to invest my money in 50-years-ago Vietnam to secure a cushy retirement gets derailed and somehow ends with Hitler in an iron lung. After that, we determine that the dark future of the Terminator universe is just around the corner as a teaser for the launch of self-aware Furbys surfaces. We then move on to movies we wish we could go back and stop ourselves from seeing (let’s just say Kate Beckinsale’s ass in leather pants was deceptively enticing). Speaking of former podcaster Pat’s penis, Corey brings up movie theaters’ new plan to better capitalize on FLOPS, and Corey loves how grown adults turn illiterate when it comes to finding their seats at concerts and sporting events.
In the spirit of present-day Hollywood, we discuss the potential future reboot of the podcast. We here at Poddy Mouths want to better entertain our audiences and would appreciate any listener feedback on this issue. If there’s anything you’d like us to cover, not cover, add, drop, expand or otherwise tweak, your comments will be taken under consideration, or if everyone wants us to just stay our old, sexy selves we can do that, too. Speak up soon though, because our current reboot plans have us focusing on the 1890s and the Whig Party, with Corey becoming a greedy 1980s businessman, me as a Southern belle with a wandering eye and Mr. Cody Wyoming returning to the podcast – but being played by conservative activist Stephen Baldwin.Finally, our B-TV Breakdown takes on the first three episodes of the post-apocalyptic “action” series Cleopatra 2525. Thrill as bikini bimbos encounter a hipster Chewbacca, the Joker in drag as Harley Quinn and web sling their way through a world of softcore S&M clubs. I hope y’all like screaming, because we didn’t. Because we were so tickled by hipster Chewbacca, we’ve decided to take on another, *ahem*, REIMAGINING of some classic characters with the Wizard of Oz remake ‘The Wiz.’ Repeat after me, kids: There’s no place like 1939!

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 58 – You Ooze, You Lose

Posted on August 30, 2012 | 1 Comment

This week Corey and I (Anime Dan) are again joined by Zagar, as Cupcake Tony is still recovering from the True Blood finale (and I can’t blame him). Ooze seeps into our news as Corey relates one troubled young lad’s request for help after having an accident with his sister’s silk panties, while Amazon.com inadvertently proves that it really is a place where one can buy and sell EVERYTHING. Also, a Montana man makes the ultimate sacrifice to perpetuate the Bigfoot myth and an Australian couple finds out that the 20th time’s a charm when it comes to noise complaints about their sexual activities. Corey provides more fun in the B TV realm when he looks into the episode summaries of the series Cleopatra 2525, about a stripper who gets frozen and revived in the 26th century. Corey and I discuss our former jobs with a certain GEM of an employer, which takes a (hilariously) dark turn when the conversation shifts from workplace complaints to workplace suicides.

Download mp3: Episode 58 – You Ooze, You Lose

 

Finally, our B-Movie Breakdown this week is the nostalgia-riffic Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie. What happens when a creeper-ass old man shows up in Angel Grove and offers children the chance to play with his “ooze”? Why, the best worst adventure of our childhood, of course! The Rangers take a bit of a hit as we finally view their big screen adventure without the nostalgia goggles, and we see that CG certainly has come a long way, Billy seems to be the Tobias Funke of the team with his suggestive ooze references and Peter Pan-esque body language, but Kimberly still delivers the goods with her lovably ditzy remarks. With all the ooze puns and obvious innuendos, the only thing missing from this movie is a Brazzers logo.

Since we had so much fun with Baywatch Nights and Cleopatra 2525 sounded so craptastically appealing, we’ve decided again to do a B TV Breakdown of the first 3 episodes of this classic series, which are available for streaming on IMDB. Stripperella in the 26th and a quarter century? Oh, I think so!

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 57 – A Hard Day’s Baywatch Night

Posted on August 22, 2012 | Leave a comment

Corey and I (Anime Dan) are joined by our friend/colleague/loan shark Zagar this week since Cupcake Tony was busy preparing more delicious food porn and our other cohost candidates all took out restraining orders against me. This weeks episode sees the Poddy Mouths crew exploring several ridiculous digressions; some intentional and some not. While discussing John Travolta’s possible role in a Toxic Avenger remake we manage to completely lose track of who was who between him and Nick Cage in 1997′s Face/Off, float the possibility of Charles Bronson as 007 while trying to sort through the various actor changes in the Bond franchise, then veer off into Angel Grove for another discussion of weirdness in classic Power Rangers episodes, wondering just how the Rangers ever managed to live their lives with all their constant club/sport/charity/Ranger activities.

 

Download mp3: Episode 57 – A Hard Day’s Baywatch Night

Corey is sick of exorcist movies despite my enthusiasm for Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s upcoming film The Possessed and he recalls viewing an ACTUAL popularity contest among his grade school classmates as a youth. Finally, in perhaps the biggest digression in television history, our B-Movie Breakdown rips into the campy goodness that is Baywatch Nights season 2. In this (il)legitimate Baywatch spinoff, David Hasselhoff’s lifeguard character Mitch Buchannon decides to leave the beach behind to become a private eye, only to then swerve again to paranormal investigations, taking on a mummy and getting possessed by a demon. If you haven’t watched these episodes yet, do yourself a favor and click the links on last week’s episode page and let’s all start a petition to get this amazing series back on the air where it belongs: on [adult swim].

For next week’s Breakdown, since Corey and I can’t seem to get enough of our Power Rangers discussions, we’ve decided to take on 1995′s cinematic masterpiece Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (available via Netflix or your copy on VHS). And because I just KNOW you’re all as hardcore a geek as me, it’s worth noting that the movie is a separate continuity from the TV show, so there’s no need to watch all 112 episodes from the first two seasons leading into it. And DO NOT watch Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie by mistake – we’re saving that gem for December 21st.

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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Episode 56 – Tickle Me Sneezer

Posted on August 15, 2012 | Leave a comment

As summer winds down, one is faced with two grim realities: “back to school” and allergy season, both of which affect the Poddy Mouths crew this week. We’re joined again by Ms. Alejandra, who sheds some much-needed light on the awkwardity that was her birthday party that we’ve discussed the past couple of weeks, and also recalls a fond, juggalo-related memory pertaining to her ex. Alec talks about getting snubbed, apparently by Ric Flair, while performing his standup. Next, what do juggalos, breastfeeding and police brutality have to do with each other? Is it a report from the recent Gathering of the Juggalos that happened here in Illinois? No, it’s the triumphant return of our News segment! Then, in anticipation of next weeks official DVD release of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Season 1, Corey and Anime Dan discuss their revisiting of the childhood favorite without the nostalgia goggles – and Anime Dan reminds us why Angel Grove is the worst place to be for allergy season, especially with a monster named Mr. Ticklesneezer around. Finally, Alec says his goodbyes as he returns to his studies, but really, we’re probably going to say he’s off doing something embarassing and pornographic with his penis like all our former podcasters. We are currently looking at a number of possibilities for Alec’s replacement, including Amanda Donohoe, Tila Tequila, Honey Boo Boo, Louise Fletcher and Cupcake Tony; listeners are encouraged to check out Pat’s latest photos at www.janitorspenis.com and cast your vote for our new co-host.

Download mp3: Episode 56 – Tickle Me Sneezer

Our B-Movie Breakdown this week is 1998′s ‘Phantoms,’ and… I’m sorry. We’ve warned you that these things are bad, but, well, there’s bad, then there’s ‘Phantoms.’ Dimension tries to elevate a second-string Stephen King novel with the acting prowess of Ben Affleck and it’s just as bad as it sounds. HOWEVER, we have a treat in store for next week’s Breakdown that should delight as much as it disgusts. I (Anime Dan) have chosen what looks to be the two most craptastic episodes of the X-Files ripoff/Baywatch spinoff, Baywatch Nights, starring David Hasselhoff himself. You’ll laugh, cry and possibly vomit as the Hoff plays lifeguard Mitch Buchannon as he takes on an evil Egyptian mummy and gets possessed by a demon. Instead of the usual Netflix deal, both of these masterpieces are available on Youtube. The mummy episode is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxbmDm4X8kg and the demon episode is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWUtMJZixE May the Hoff be with you.

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 55 – Mad Rape Beyond Thunderdome

Posted on August 8, 2012 | Leave a comment

I don’t ordinarily make rape jokes, but after this weeks episode, it’s pretty hard not to. We’re joined once again this week by Cupcake Tony and his friend Dildo Doyle. (Yes, Dildo Doyle.) After meandering a bit, we discuss several semi-recent movies, including ‘The Goon,’ with Seann William Scott raping people on the ice, and the new “Three Stooges,’ where the Farrelly brothers rape these classic characters. I also mention Kevin Nash’s ridiculous Road Warrior-esque comic series where he defies the laws of physics (and good taste) to deliver a raping to his enemies. (Check it out for yourself at: http://www.gumgod.com/derek_nash_comic_01.htm) Finally, our B-Movie Breakdown this week is 1986′s ‘Land of Doom,’ where the rape flows like wine. I’d go into specifics, but I don’t want to scoop our pod. Just think ‘Road Warrior,’ but without the big name stars. And the budget. And the awesome action. And the acting ability. And any semblance of a plot. And with lots of goofy rape scenes. Yeah. If you haven’t watched this movie beforehand, I strongly recommend watching at least the first five minutes before listening to the pod. You’ll either love it or hate it, but one thing’s for sure: it’s rape-a-riffic. And just remember, kids: it’s not “sloppy seconds” if the first guy doesn’t finish.

Download mp3: Episode 55 – Mad Rape Beyond Thunderdome

Since we’ve been mostly covering older movies, next week’s Breakdown will be 1998′s ‘Phantoms,’ starring Ben Affleck, Rose McGowan and (tee hee) Peter O’Toole, and based on the novel by Dean Koontz (tee hee hee). I’d also like to tease our Breakdown for two weeks from now. What would you say if I told you it featured David Hasselhoff? Now imagine The Hoff in a cheesy X-Files ripoff set in the Baywatch universe. Oh, yes. Get exicted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmdJTYNRDSw&feature=my_favorites&list=FL8vI4Om7hVQMnNuHuv8NOTg.

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information atwww.farmfest450.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

 

 

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Episode 54 – Where Are You?

Posted on August 1, 2012 | Leave a comment

It’s just Corey, Alec and me (Anime Dan) this week. Apologies for only providing a triad, but Heather Locklear turned down our guest spot offer at the last minute – apparently a non-existant paycheck and nude photos of former podcaster Pat from janitorspenis.com weren’t enough to entice her. C’est la vie. Controversy involving sports seems to be a theme this week as we discuss shady shit with the Olympics and NBC spoiling its own show (this isn’t the first time they’ve pulled this shit, either, kids), Alec lets us know how he feels about the continuing drama at Penn State, and Corey catches a rape joke on WWE’s Monday Night Raw. We also delve once again into Corey’s Craigslist Closet with some wonderfully unsettling ads from our area, and I share a friends high school story about a shithead bro who sank under the weight of his own douchebaggery.

The snowball stops there though, as our B-Movie Breakdown of 1984′s C.H.U.D. aka C.H.U.D. the D.U.D. falls a little flat – a mediocre movie makes for a mediocre Breakdown. Sorry everybody, but Heather picked the movie this week. We promise we’ll do better next time with The Land of Doom, but for now, cream cheese steaks are on me. Remember you can also watch the movie before you listen via Netflix Watch Instantly.

Download mp3: Episode 54 – Where Are You?

We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Fortress of Solitude to record in.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information atwww.farmfest450.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 53 – This is the Way the World Ends…

Posted on July 25, 2012 | Leave a comment
…Not with a bang, but another shitty “reality” show from TLC. Cupcake Tony fills the gap left by Cody and his massive beard this week as we all get angry about the cultural cesspool that most cable networks have devolved into after viewing the trailer for TLC’s latest middle finger to everybody with more than half a brain cell. We then try not to dwell on the media’s tragedy porn as we move on to Christopher Nolan’s latest, greatest (mediocre!) Batman offering, ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’ SPOILERS abound as we laugh, cry, praise, complain about and rip on this polarizing film. (Tom Hardy’s Bane voice may or may not have been unintentionally hilarious to me.) (Okay, may.) Finally, in our B-Movie Breakdown, ‘House II: The Second Story’ proves that you really CAN’T go home again, failing as both a horror movie and an unintentional comedy. There goes an hour and a half of my life that would’ve been better spent vigorously masturbating. Our next B-Movie Bumblefuck will be 1984′s ‘C.H.U.D.’ With a name like Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller, how can we NOT go wrong?
We would also like to thank the Three Rivers Art Council in Minooka for providing us with our new Batca-er, Fortress of Solitude, to record in. We here at Poddy Mouths intend to use this new resource as our first step toward superstardom, wanton hedonism and an eventual crash and burn to rival that of the great Charlie Sheen. So tell a friend or five and spread the word, because Anime Dan needs more money for hentai DVDs.

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information atwww.farmfest450.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 52 – Anal Anniversary

Posted on July 18, 2012 | Leave a comment
In honor of our one-year anniversary of podcasting, this week Cody and Alec tag out to the Touching Wieners Booth so we can revisit our old co-hosts Teddy and Kevin up in Chicago, and what a reunion it is! Have you ever done anal on a girl and not known it? Well Teddy has, apparently! Other titillating topics include an “Attitude Era” wrestling rundown, fun with furries and fannypacks, confusing Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise, and holla-ing at trannies on Craigslist. We had so much fun we didn’t want it to end, but SOMEBODY had to get back to touching wieners.
Due to our extended catch-up session, our B-Movie Breakdown of Tromeo & Juliet doesn’t get the attention it should’ve, but we’ll be back in full force next week with the infamous ‘House II: The Second Story.’ [Our first sequel!]

Download mp3: Episode 52 - Anal Anniversary

Any comments, concerns, or hate mail for shafting Troma Pictures can be sent to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information atwww.farmfest450.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 51 – Talk About Awkward

Posted on July 11, 2012 | Leave a comment

From uncomfortable sex, to pooping next to people, to bat-nipples and sculpted rubber asses, this week’s episode of Poddy Mouths is All About Awkward. We begin with a discussion of awkward and rape-y sex scenes from recent movies, then shift to our unfortunate experiences with public bathrooms. Finally, Joel Schumacher proves that he really is History’s Greatest Monster as we dive into the awful abortion that is 1997′s ‘Batman & Robin.’ Grab your ankles and take it kids, because after this anal assault Christopher Nolan’s Bat-Swansong will be so much sweeter.

Since next week’s episode 52 will mark our 1-year anniversary here at Poddy Mouths, we thought, “What better way to celebrate this auspicious occasion than with hookers and blow?” But since Cody and Corey both have girlfriends and I have a heart condition, we decided instead to visit former Poddy Mouths cast members Kevin & Teddy. I’m wet already!

Download mp3: Episode 51 – Talk About Awkward

f you have any questions, comments, or suggestions please send them to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

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You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information atwww.farmfest450.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 50.5 – America, Fuck Yeah!

Posted on July 4, 2012 | Leave a comment

Today is the birth of ‘Merica! Today is a day to get out and party your asses off! Today is a day to not sit around listening to podcasts! Hence, today we do not have a new episode of Poddy Mouths. Instead, we have a half episode giving you a small update just so you don’t feel so lonely. Don’t worry we will be back next week with the all new Episode 51. So get out there and celebrate ‘Merica! And to quote the great Bill Pullman (in ID4), “We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”

Download mp3: Episode 50.5 – America, Fuck Yeah!

If you have any questions, comments, or suggestions please send them to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, our Facebook, email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information atwww.farmfest450.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 50 – Father O’Feelmeup

Posted on June 27, 2012 | Leave a comment

In this week’s podcast we discuss favorite shows of ours that were cut before their time (and are all worth checking out), Corey apparently finds religion as he confesses some secrets that may or may not fall under ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,’ and our B-Movie Breakdown is Kevin Sorbo’s hilariously offensive ‘Pool Boy: Drowning Out the Fury.’ Just remember, kids: we’re not laughing WITH racism, we’re laughing AT it.

Download mp3: Episode 50 - Father O’Feelmeup

For our next B-Movie Breakdown, because Corey’s spent the past four years diddling himself in anticipation of ‘The Dark Knight Rises,’ in honor of this approaching event, next week’s film will be Joel Schumacher’s cinematic masterpiece, the 1997 classic ‘Batman & Robin.’ Oh yeah – we’re going balls-deep this time. Should you kind sirs and sir-ettes have any comments on this next selection, or suggestions for future Breakdowns, please send them to our Twitter @PoddyMouths, on our Facebook, or email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com. or leave them right here. It’s what Brian Boitano would do.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information atwww.farmfest450.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 49 – Motor Boat Man

Posted on June 20, 2012 | Leave a comment

This week the podcast is crashed by two very interesting brothers, who have a very special relationship. While dealing with these two individuals they also get around to discussing Baywatch & Baywatch Nights, Mickey Rourke, naked shoppers, and so much more. As you know this week our B-Movie Breakdown features the 80′s  film TerrorVision.

Download mp3: Episode 49 – Motor Boat Man

If you have seen any of our breakdowns past, present, or future, let us know what you thought by leaving us a review on here, our e-mail, Twitter, or Facebook and we will read it on next weeks podcast. Our next breakdown is the movie Pool Boy: Drowning Out The Fury , which is available on Netflix.

You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information atwww.farmfest450.com.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Got questions comments, or just want to tell your friends where else they can find us, well follow us on Twitter @PoddyMouths, “Like” us on Facebook, and email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 48 – Justice League Of Subtitles

Posted on June 13, 2012 | Leave a comment

You may have noticed a small promo in the beginning of this episode, well that promo is for the upcoming grass roots music festival FarmFest 450 which you can find more information at www.farmfest450.com. Aside from our friends over at FarmFest, this week we also discuss the current status of some of our favorite animated tv series, play game involving sequel subtitles, Cody shares some delightful news, and our B-Movie Breakdown is the 1992 film Prototype X29A.

Download mp3: Episode 48 – Justice League Of Subtitles

If you have seen any of our breakdowns past, present, or future, let us know what you thought by leaving us a review on here, our e-mail, Twitter, or Facebook and we will read it on next weeks podcast. Our next breakdown is the movie TerrorVision , which is available on Netflix.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Got questions comments, or just want to tell your friends where else they can find us, well follow us on Twitter @PoddyMouths, “Like” us on Facebook, and email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

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Episode 47 – Koga Shuko Sugar Cookies

Posted on June 7, 2012 | Leave a comment

Hey kids, have you heard of this E3 thing? Oh you have?!? Well so have we and this week we discuss some highlights and lowlights of E3 2012, along with tweets, sticky situations, and our B-Movie Breakdown is the 1994 classic video game adaptation Double Dragon! That’s right, the movie that has been called “the worst video game movie of all time” and has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Also, this week we had some unknown audio issues and lost the last 10-15 minutes of the episode, sorry for that.

Download mp3: Episode 47 – Koga Shuko Sugar Cookies

If you have seen any of our breakdowns past, present, or future, let us know what you thought by leaving us a review on here, our e-mail, Twitter, or Facebook and we will read it on next weeks podcast. Our next breakdown is the movie Prototype X29A , which is available on Netflix.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Got questions comments, or just want to tell your friends where else they can find us, well follow us on Twitter @PoddyMouths, “Like” us on Facebook, and email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

Remember to check out a friend of the show’s new web series Graduates, over at http://www.facebook.com/graduates.series.

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Episode 46 – Pig People

Posted on May 30, 2012 | Leave a comment

Did you miss us last week? Well we sure did miss all of you! We would like to apologize for being missing in action last week, but problems arose at the Poddy Mouths studios, that needed to be fixed ASAP. Well fear not dedicated listeners because we are back with a brand new episode filled with games, news, and a B-Movie Breakdown of the fantastic film Thankskilling!

Download mp3: Episode 46 – Pig People

If you have seen any of our breakdowns past, present, or future, let us know what you thought by leaving us a review on here, our e-mail, Twitter, or Facebook and we will read it on next weeks podcast. Our next breakdown is the video game movie Double Dragon , which is available on Netflix.

Subscribe to us via iTunes so the podcast will automatically download each week and while your there leave us a lovely review!! It truly helps us out!!

Got questions comments, or just want to tell your friends where else they can find us, well follow us on Twitter @PoddyMouths, “Like” us on Facebook, and email us at PoddyMouths@gmail.com.

The music in featured in our new intro comes from us courtesy of the band Mixtapes. Check all their stuff out atwww.mixtapesohio.com and follow them on Twitter@MixtapesOhio.

Remember to check out a friend of the show’s new web series Graduates, over at http://www.facebook.com/graduates.series.

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