We’re still at the dynamic duo of Corey and me (Anime Dan) this week as we continue our preparations for our rebranding. Our current tentative is B Movie Breakdown. As always, any listener input on the subject will be taken into consideration. This week things get icky as Corey and I come up with some twisted, scatological sex ideas that make ass-to-mouth look tame. We then turn to news, where we find the story of a 15 year old who ends up becoming Eskimo brothers with his ACTUAL brother and Corey lets us know that he’s got an Eskimo brother of his own. Former podcaster Pat is still holding it down with Pete the Cuckold over at www.janitorspenis.com. Finally, we read through a list of the worst and weirdest vampire merchandise, including a reusable vampire-themed sanitary pad (because going green is important – even when you’re going red) and the (unofficial) Twilight dildo. Stephenie Meyer was not available for comment, as she was busy starring in her own painfully unnecessary biography comic.
Download mp3: Episode 61 – Blacula’s Back…ula
Finally, in our B Movie Breakdown we cover 1973′s blaxploitation horror sequel ‘Scream Blacula Scream.’ Ever wonder why there’s never a convenient pile of stakes sitting around when you have to kill some vampires? Because you’re not back in the 70s, of course! Shakespearean actor Blacula binges on blood, makes an army of uppity-ass zombie vampires and chases after Pam Grier in this surprisingly slow low budget classic. But hey, at least we find out why it’s called what it is at the end. For our next Breakdown, since video game movies have proved to be hilariously awful on several occasions, we’ve decided to tackle 2010′s direct-to-DVD adaptation of The King of Fighters. If it’s even half as bad as Street Fighter, we should be in for a treat.
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